Nudos En El Pelo™

La Vida Surrealista de Blast™

2006-10-06T09:56:00.000-05:00

Esta vez cambié un poquito las cosas porque nuestro héroe asi lo amerita... por eso y porque creo que no sabe hablar bien inglés, después de todo él es solamente un evangelizador de suramérica men, el Helmano Blast.

Niño atropellado. Criminal urbano. Evangelizador internacional.
LA VIDA SURREALISTA DE BLAST™

Lundfdes 30 dhjue Octubhhjdre de 387383
-------------------

Lunes 23 de Octubre de 2008
No sé en qué estaba pensando al quedarme aquí. He terminado como empleado de la maldita tintorería y aparte casado con Maja, la chica que conocí hace no se cuánto tiempo. Esta noche escaparé a México o creo que me volveré locopocoapocopocoapoco....!!!

Martes 3 de Octubre de 2008
Me encuentro en Barcelona. BCN pa los panas. Llegué hace no se cuántos días. La verdad he dedicado todo mi tiempo a lavar mi ropa en cada oportunidad que he tenido. Simplemente no puedo vivir con arrugas!! La vida europea no va conmigo del todo. La fiesta, las mujeres y las perversiones son lo mejor.... lo único malo son las arrugas!! De hecho no sé ni de qué me quejo. Creo que seguiré aquí el mayor tiempo que pueda. Me he hecho amigo de la chica de la tintorería y creo que las cosas irán bien de ahora en adelante.

Domingo 2 de Marzo de 2008
Llevo dos años rolando por Europa. Sssssssss la pura sabrosura!! jeje. Estos morritos si que saben fiestear. Me la he pasado de pelos de país en país trabajando pos ahí marcas normalillas como una que se llama H&M y otra, Burberry que la verdad qué hueva, pero pos ahi dejan pa la pari. He joineado 380,576 helmanos para mi secta, men,

Sábado 19 de Agosto de 2006
Hoy permití que los amiguis conocieran al Helmano Blast. Fue un poco difícil al principio. Tuve que estar 8 horas antes dándome valor a través de sustancias permitidas (y algunas no tan permitidas) pero al final todo salió bien.
Tuve oportunidad de salvar a un helmano, men, que estaba al borde de la perdición y el abandono de si mismo. Todo sucedió en Reynosa. La última ciudad que visité en México para mis evangelizaciones. No podré asistir al concierto de Despierta que Burrobala bellamente ilustró con la aparición especial de Ramis Barquet, qué lástima, pero las Europas me esperan en unos cuantos días. De aquí, al mundo!

1 de Agosto de 2006
Ahhh que buena es la vida, men! He renunciado a mi trabajo de hueva por fin y además me darán una jugosa despedida porque mi jefe es la mera onda! Me dice que mañana mismo queda hecho el depósito, que bueno es él, de verdad, lo quiero como un helmano.

Lunes 6 de Junio de 2005
Bueno, lo de los perros no fue lo mio. Tres mordidas en un pie, una descalabrada y un peroné accidentado creo que me dicen algo. No se por qué tengo tantos accidentes. Estoy seguro que de ahora en adelante no me volverá a pasar. Me dedicaré solo al diseño gráfico. Me han hablado de una agencia de publicidad que se oye muy bien, el dueño me ha dicho que todo es maravilloso: los clientes, los proyectos, la secretaria suplente... en fin, le creo. Siento que ahí podré desarrollar mi potencial al máximo.

Viernes 7 de Mayo de 2004
Creo que he encontrado mi profesión. Entrenador profesional de dobermans asesinos. Si señor. Eso y diseño gráfico. Pero a los perros primero. Son los mejores amigos del hombre... creo que puedo hacer que sean los peores.... si chavos, lo mejor es la anarquía, la rebelión, la revolución!!!

Jueves 17 de Abril de 2002
Llevo 16 horas en el bote, chale!!!! Y todo por rayar una pared.... pero si es arte!!! Por que nadie me entiende??!! Y lo más importante, por qué mis papás no han venido por mi?? Si apenas es la quinta vez que me atrapan, imaginate si de plano no les importara!!

Sábado 23 de Junio de 2001
Chale, un vatirri me dio un llegue con el espejo de su carro hoy. Todo por andar de malandro corriendo en la calle y haciendo finta a los carros!! Digo, como si fuera peligroso; además ya tengo 18 años, ya puedo hacer lo que yo quiera. Además tengo toda la vida por delante, no???

--------
Actualmente nadie conoce el paradero de Blastobot. Algunos dicen que lo han visto haciendo rastas por el Arco del Triunfo en Paris... otros juran haberlo visto trabajando con el Manchester United, unos menos benevolentes dicen que vive debajo de un puente asustando a la gente con una lata de pintura en aerosol.... y otros aseguran que vive en el Ice Hotel en Suecia diseñando para los Chemical Brothers y The Designers Republic con un par de güeritas que se ve que se cuidan. Esperamos con todo nuestro corazón que así sea. La fiesta es la fiesta meng!!! Amen Helmano.

RoadtripToNowhere™

2006-10-05T03:09:00.000-05:00

Se me había olvidado! Váyanse bañiado a http://mixfriends.butterflavoreddesign.com/ donde esta el mix que armé disque DJ-ando y para el cual Boris se aventó una linda portadis. Recuerden que de nada sirve tener road rage si no se tiene el soundtrack adecuado!
Download NOW

TheBlurrySeries™

2006-09-24T01:20:00.000-05:00

TheRamsesVelozTHS™

2006-09-22T18:17:00.000-05:00

From Nigeria to London... When Buying People Actually Works
The Ramses Veloz True Hollywood Story

"She looks like she
actually takes care of herself..." - RV

TheImport™
Being rescued from the dark depths of Africa by a Major White Male (please note, not "Whale") really marks Ram's birth.
Getting used to music, television and first-world food was the easiest part. Discovering Ram's true passion was the tricky part. Going from art school to design school and even law school was too much for our little rock-lover angel, but when he found himself staring at Big Ben one saturday sunrise he knew it: Music was his electric mistress.
His sponsor made everything he could to get him the best of the very best. 4 years later Ram was ready to give it a shot. All of his friends, always fascinated by his music knowledge encouraged him and then it was settled. He was now officially looking for his music soul-mates.

TheBirdsMakerMachine™
Traveling through Eurasia, Ram one day found what he was looking for: two serpent enchanters with an amazing yet undiscovered rock beat. Together they established London as their home base and soon created The Birds Maker Machine™
The great impression of watching a crazy attack from an insane woman to a helpless and beautiful colleague of Ram inspired him to write what would soon become what the band was waiting for, their first world hit: "You Will Fly Upon Pumpkin Powder".
All of a sudden, they were everywhere. Rolling Stone magazine named them in their list of the "50 Bands To See Before You Die", Youtube.com went private only to download their videos and VH1 created a special award ceremony in their honor.
Also, they were the only band invited to play during the destruction of the Mexico-US wall in 2015 and then partied with Presidents Laura Gomez from the US and Gloria Trevi from Mexico. Details from that party have never been revealed... however, strange pictures concerning champagne and dark sunglasses appeared on The Wire days after but rumors have never been confirmed.

TheLadiesMan™
Fans. Butt-kissers. Groupies. Living among design and music has not been easy for our tormented friend. People from all over the world stalk and await for him outside his London flat just to get a glimpse of him. Luckily for us, Ram has never lost his ground. "I'm just a ladies man, mate, that's all I was and all I can be, I can't %&$@ help it" recently told Spin Magazine.
He now spends his party time with his dedicated and loving girlfriends Pamela, Jenny and Carmen while in London... and his many many others all around the world. "True love is for punks, it chains you down and hunts you in your sleep... now free love, that's what I'm talking about!" We hear ya Ram!

-----
We'd like to thank Ram's close friend Fer Cardenas, CEO of Colgate, for the pictures we added on this THS. We will never forget the Ritz Carlton's Presidential Suite they let us trash with them and neither the amazing world tour he took us on. We can only hope he won't forget us and keeps on hanging out with us once in a while at Fer's PlayboyMansion... now those are good friends!
Live from London,
ElPalitoDePan™

// TheBirdsMakerMachine™ performing on Bono's Bday

// Ram's never-changing expression with his friends Sophie and Fer

ThePrivateSeries™

2006-09-21T13:06:00.000-05:00

Cortesía de Luis Ortiz para Os*
;)

HavanaLoca™

2006-09-17T12:12:00.000-05:00

Havana Loca Tu Loca Mi Loca Havana Loca!!! Noche de fotos extrañas y cierres inesperados.

Todas las fotos resultaron medio freaky no se por qué pero entre platos de espejo y Tavo con boca de Hannibal Lecter parece fiesta malandra.
Lo bueno es que Fer ahora tiene una segunda foto para su serie de Antifaz™ y yo tengo una con un PalitoDePan de neta!!

Al ritmo creo que de Righi & Dan desde Havana cerramos la noche esperando que alguien nos envie fotos realmente de la boda que de eso se trataba el día, sorry!

+ Freaky "Scarface" Fer

+ Palito de Pan y Palito de Pan

+ Fer y Fer

+ Tavo y Tavo

+ Hannibal

+ Antifaz 2™

+ Fer con pose Luismi

Eso me pasa por burlarme...

2006-09-15T09:08:00.000-05:00

Pues como bien lo dijo Fery, Damas y Caballeros / Ladies and Horsemen:

Ayer me abandoné.
La historia sí se repite a si misma.
Versión 2.0 de la primera fiesta en casa del Betis.
Merezco una THS.
Veto de mi vida para siempre todo lo que empiece con "V" y termine con "Ino Espumoso"
Ya dije mucho. Vamos a La Nacional, a Havana en la noche y mañana a la boda!! Wooo!

Fcuk NY, I (L) Chicago!!

2006-09-12T19:26:00.000-05:00

People from the world... I am currently selling everything I own at really low prices for I need to travel immediately and forever to Chicago. For real. Everything goes, packing the rest on my car and driving to my brand new SweetnessLoft™ in Chicago. Goodbye presents will be nicely accepted but cash only since now I've got my new friend Ikea to do the dirty work for me hehe

So Chicago... the pictures will speak for themselves. This will be a long story so if you are at work, sleeping, drunk or doing whatever else go straight to the images. The rest enjoy an amazing story about crazy airports, insane travelling plans, no work (as expected), great weather, a lot of crazy food, no sleep at all, our very own and very personal city tour guide and amazing photographs.

To make the biblical story more like a Requiem For A Dream fast and bizarre secuency, this is how it went:

+Thursday:
Packing like crazy trying to figure out what the hell to do without moisturizer or chapstick for a whole day. I slept for only 3 hours.

+Friday:
Travelling from 6am to 5pm running non-stop from Monterrey to Houston then to O'Hare in ChiCity. Made it through the day without crying but couldn't resist the urge to buy stuff on insanely overpriced airport stores.
Got to Chicago, stayed on Northbrook. Paris Hilton owes us for spending in her hotel and making her even richer... biatch!!
Went for dinner to this open mall with restaurants and cafes and one-million-dollar brick houses. Dinner ar RedStar and dessert at Flight. You could be amazed how easy a CookieMonsterDessert can make all of your tiredness crap go away.
Partied in the room like true rockstars: photo shooting in the cantina-like closet doors, mixing shampoo + water to make red wine (???) and a manicure haha. I slept for 4 hours.

+Saturday:
Finally got out of bed and went straight for lunch. Went to Lou Malnati's for authentic Chicago-style deep dish pizza. Big slices, lots of cheese, great taste and giant crust!! Yumm! Really hoping not to get in trouble I must say it's the most amazing pizza in the world!
Then, the city. THE city I might say. Took the subway and no, I didn't dare to lick it like Bart but thought about it. The city is gorgeous. Millennium Park and the giant Bean, sooo cool; shopping on Michigan Ave. like a true "magnate". H&M, Crate and Barrel, Moonstruck and the AppleStore made my day.
Back to the subway, almost got lost and went to a bar called TheWaterHouse down on the Paulina stop (it's pronounced "Polaina", that's so messed up!). Then back to the suburbs to rest.... right.... crazy snoring guy next door was so loud he gave us all the perfect excuse to stay up. Forgot Snoring Guy. Ended up sleeping for 5 hours tops. A complete grandma.

+Sunday:
Woke up starving. A maniac decides to take us to Walker Bros. The Original Pancake House for bfast.... not ready for this. American people are crazy. The Apple Pancakes picture and the VeggieOmelette says it all. Kilos gained after bfast: 10. Next on the schedule my new fave place in the world: IKEA.
Oh yes, tons and tons of great swedish designed stuff at insane low prices. Ah, those Swedish people really know the stuff. Then straight to the mall... Puma and the Sanrio Store broke my heart when they closed... however everyone was happy while on VS, A&F and H&M. Note to our city guide: not Texas but malls DO close at 6pm on Sundays!!!
Then it was all about relaxing for flying on Sept. 11th (great uh?). Slept for only 1 hour. Music night was on, sorry.

+Monday (I think):
Woke up all messed up and totally lost; got ready in 10, struggled with my luggage for like 30 mins. Finally left to the airport. Starbucks (sorry JS) saved the morning hangover (I don't know from what but we were a mess). Airport genious changes our flight from 11am to 9am to avoid waiting 2 hours in Houston to get home. Bad idea: the plane can't take off for an extra hour because of the weather. 4 and a half hours waiting in Houston anyway plus that extra hour on the air... niiiice. Once again, no sleeping at all. Taxi driver yells at me for sleeping and not giving him directions. Got home at 8:30pm but couldn't sleep until 5am hahaha. Total hours of sleep that day: 3.

+Um, whatever day might be today:
Palito de Pan's TuesdayTwilight Zone: a grand total of 16 hours of sleep in 5 days. Exhausted but happy; completely lost but amazed; absolutely careless for losing a pair of shorts but definitely moving to Chicago. All those who want a free stay in a SweetnessLoft™ in the Grand City of Chicago say I do!!!
I, personally, do.

-------
Special thanks to Jason Mr. Blinky Schwartz who made our stay the greatest with his immense patience and comprehension to the insane. I owe him the world when I was suddenly abandoned by MY own friend (but I won't go there) so therefore the pictures... Mr. JS we owe you music, a city photo shoot, a roadtrip and finally a mixfriends artcover.

-------
Now go and see the pics. The last one is my fave, courtesy of ButterFlavoredDesign™

The Chicago Tribune

2006-09-12T16:10:00.000-05:00

/// "I did it for love" some people heard him say.
You just don't want to know...

/// CookieMonsterDessert from Flight

/// Lou Malnati's... Sorry Redspot!

/// A Real Back Alley To Get Mugged

/// Millennium Park

/// Some Crazy Guy...

/// Palito in THE city

/// Tha Bean

/// The Bean

/// The Bean

/// My Sponsor

/// Moonstruck "More chocolate pweeeease"

/// Crate&Barrel 3rd. Floor

/// Michigan Ave.

/// Gangsta

/// Liam Gallagher on H&M

/// Ride

/// Crazy Apple Pancakes & Omelette

/// Palito Superstar™

TheFerCardenasTHS™ (FerGoneWild Vol. II)

2006-09-01T19:08:00.000-05:00

From OfLittleMother to OfLittleHelp... How Grapes Almost Ruined A Legacy
The Fer Cardenas True Hollywood Story

"I don't want any water, I don't even want a ventilator.
I just want to go to Jah" - FC

TheRightType™
Born in a german dynasty co-founders of TypeDesign since the early 1900's, Fernando "el-vino-me-la-pela" Cardenas never spend a day without imagining the kind of life he wanted when he finally could move from Germany to Nuevo Laredo Tamaulipas (Mexico's best source for great designers and great landscaping) to start a movement of his own. Tired of looking in that crazy direction, Fer now set his way towards Monterrey, capital of the world, and moved there with his pretty yet big head full of type dreams where he did not only innovate that old city forgotten by the gods, but also created an empire and finally got what he had always wanted: The people's respect and fear... and a Fembot.

PurpleAsGrapes™
Tragedy stroke after a very expensive and very rockstar party thrown by Fer's amazing and insanely gorgeous life-long friends FresaCremosa™ and PalitoDePan™ when they literally set up his PlayboyMansion like any rockstar dream: white wine and champagne filled up the rooms, scented flowers covered the O-shaped pool, candles in every corner of the palace and delicious food all over the place... The party was great, famous people from all over Monterrey showed up to catch up and bring bling-bling presents to King Fer when all of a sudden he just vanished from the room.
Half-an-hour later Fer was found in his 2-stories bedroom completely unconscious and completely gone. He showed no vital signs despite his friends efforts to wake him up to get him to the shower, or even better, to the party again but that night they simply lost him. People, filled with sadness, left the place; his true friends stayed with him praying to Jah to keep poor Fer away from "the light" and also to make sure that the purple shade he had wasn't dangerous. It was a long night and no, it did not end well.

Resurrection™
It was right after his mental death that Fer woke up floating in dreams and memories of the night before and decided to get back on his feet. A shower and a vacuum were all he needed to get back on track. That day he went to the McDonald's next to that PlayboyMansion of his to get his regular McMuffin friday breakfast and went to work, where he did absolutely nothing until 18:00 hrs. when something filled his Jägermeister-lover soul with light as he stepped on the designer's expensive lounge table and shouted: Who's in for a rave tonight????
He is now, once again, the Fer we all love.

--------
Many thanks to Fer's Fembot, Cassandra, for helping us out with the documentary and with the massages. We wish Fer all that Jah can provide: good reggae, a never-ending Mafalda hair and an even greater party life with us all. Out.
ElPalitoDePan™
Monterrey, 2006

-----
Check out what Fer did before abandoning himself to insanity on www.oflittlemother.com

FerGoneWild Vol. I

2006-09-01T11:47:00.000-05:00

Bueno, qué más podemos decir de anoche... la idea era una leve reunión de amiguis y terminó en la locura y el abandono para el Fery. De hecho en estos momentos estoy trabajando en su THS porque hay mucho que contar de su nuevo estilo de vida mega-rockstar-no-aguanto-nada. Esperen la historia completa.

Por lo pronto les dejo con un pre: Fer completamente intoxicado (se presume) con un antifaz de la boda del Betis, planchando, en el hotel de Reynosa y con su traje beige. Very Kubrick.

PS Perdón por la calidad de la fotis, la tomé con el cel y no tenía idea que sería tan buena.

Mi Amigui Gabo

2006-08-29T23:43:00.000-05:00

Increíble pero cierto, dos genios en un año, he tenido suerte. Hoy conocí a Gabriel García Márquez en Marco, firmó mi libro de Cien Años de Soledad y me dedicó un hermoso "Y cómo se escribe Jocelyn o qué?" y después un romántico "Eh?" pero me doy por servida. La próxima vez lo veré en algún café en Cartagena de Indias mientras me entrena para ser su pupila.

La interminable espera (y obviamente mientras viboreaba gente y tomaba fotos la sin quehacer)

La firmación

Aquí parece que le estoy diciendo "Tú y yo afuera. YIA!" y él todo temeroso

Mi dedicatoria (mal escrito pero se lo perdono)

La foto del triunfo después de haberlo conseguido todo (entero, doblado!! jaja)

Se Escriben Biografías Rockstar™

2006-08-29T13:46:00.001-05:00

... o True Hollywood Stories. He aquí mi primer cliente.

--------
From Blonde To Dark Brown... What Went Wrong?
The Jason Schwartz True Hollywood Story

"I don't care what you tell people,
as long as you make it seem like I stay up late..." - JS

TheEarlyYears™
Growing up in Siberia was never easy for our little Josue. Born in Monterrey, Mexico, his family decided to send him to the old continent to learn ninja skills and buda-like mental tricks. With only 7 unexperienced years on his back he was thrown to the wild where he mostly learned that the world is no easy place and got his first life trauma: the unability to cut his own fingernails, which is something he still tries to hide from the curious of the world.
Back to Mexico via the US, with many survival skills learned, Jason decided he was going to be a frijolero in Chicago and changed his name to the Jason Schwartz we know; he got a job at his local supermarket, got a wife by the name of María Daniela and a chihuahua named Burrito. His life pretty much went by on the supermarket until an amazing discovery changed his life: Graphic Design. Nex thing we know he was leaving his wife, his job and his dog and went to college.

ISmellSexAndCandy™
College made an incredible impact on our friend. Partying from midnight to noon, sleeping through the day and drugs as his best friends, Jason now learned that life was just beginning. His Rockstar attitude really showed up during a roadtrip he made with a yet unidentified friend on 2001: trashing hotel rooms, drinking champagne all day and shopping like crazy made his the man many many wanted. With 1-inch eyelashes and a superpower that melted women he dedicated this period of his life to buy expensive things, building lofts for his friends and designing like crazy for world brands like Coca-Cola and Lolita Lempicka, among others... driving himself to an unexpected scandal concerning a car, a trip to Vegas and home-grown veggies. This finally got him to open his eyes.

TheRedemption™
Having us in his Bali Villa on the beautiful island of Nusa Ceningan (which he recently bought), Jason tells us how he finally got control of his life again. Buying his first condo made him realize that life was too short to waste it on drugs, women and clothes so he started traveling even more often to Mexico, to get in touch with his roots and find himself again. Travelling, resting and designing again have made Jason a new man. His corporations are among the biggest in the world and giving millions to CharityForTheVegetarians™ have caused a great impact with other world leaders, who now support this organization directed by a one Jocelyn Ibarra.
With a wide collection of 52 famous and expensive jackets, the only remains of his crazy life back in 2006, Jason now enjoys a happy and fullfilling time with the love of his life... candy and Mountain Dew.

--------
Many thanks to Josue Pérez and all his servants who made our week an incredible vacation while making this documentary. Our best wishes and blessings to Jason and his new life; we just hope he keeps on the right path and occasionally take our invitations to go partying and bar-hopping.
ElPalitoDePan™
Bali, 2010

PALILI™

2006-08-29T11:12:00.000-05:00

Poli anti-alcohólica, bailes de Napoleon Dynamite y uno que otro retoque...

El Palito de Pan en el horno...

2006-08-27T22:21:00.000-05:00

Yo y mi gran idea de asolearme... al menos las fotos se ven bien y estrené mi traje de baño nuevo... ahorita por supuesto me arrepiento de todo.

TheMilk™

2006-08-24T21:21:00.000-05:00

Gracias a los amiguis de La Leche que ayer nos dejaron entrar a las 11:55pm sabiendo que queríamos solo un drink y aun asi abrieron la barra, creo que el hecho de ser la campeona de tomar un CitrusMelange en 7 minutos ayudó un poco...

Wild On Reynosa

2006-08-24T06:14:00.000-05:00

Salidas 2 horas tarde, manejadas a 100km/hr, retenes no amistosos, música del recuerdo, el Reverendo Cubano Blastobot predicando (helmano) y Boronas en problemas son parte de cualquier fin de semana, pero se vieron acentuados en LaBodaDelGordo™ este 19 de Agosto en las bellas tierras de Reynosa, Tamaulipas.

A continuación la evidencia visual de la mera onda.

Andrè Manuè

2006-08-22T09:37:00.000-05:00

Con ustedes la botella de vino que ha causado sensación desde las tierras de los Pejelagartos: Vino Espumoso Andrè Manuè.

-- Cuentan por ahí que cierto diseñador gráfico (que no puede ser mencionado pero que su nombre empieza con Euro y termina con Blast) tuvo que hacer la imagen de este producto en uno de sus desesperados intentos para conseguir más lana para irse a Europa... quién sabe...

Hey Mrs. DJ

2006-08-17T14:35:00.000-05:00

Se me había olvidado, alguien del mundo cibernético me ha dado una oportunidad de jugar a ListeandoPorUnMixTape™ y voy a armar un playlist guajiro con el theme CARRO (se pronuncia "Carrou").

El tema específico será algo entre "Abandónate a tu Carro Nuevo" o "Caldo de Roadtrip para el Alma".
El título final aún está pendiente.

Boronas se hará cargo de la portada y estará al aire en un par de semanas en http://www.butterflavoreddesign.com/mixfriends.htm gracias a la amable y caritativa alma de JasonSchwartz™, por lo pronto pueden ir bajando cosas de ahí, pero guarden lo mejor para el final.

Stay tuned.

Children, little animals and street corners BEWARE!!

2006-08-17T14:22:00.000-05:00

Buenas noticias!
Los dioses bancarios han escuchado mis plegarias y han decidido autorizar mi crédito para comprar el Palito de Pan de Neta, el Yaris™
Ya sabía que el Santo Niño de Atocha me echaría la mano! Pedro estaba en lo correcto, estas son HollyChips™
Bueno, el caso es que creo creo creeeo que mañana será el afortunado día para mi, desafortunado día para el resto del mundo que pudo descansar de mis manejadas por una semana y media; de hecho creo que en tránsito de Monterrey/San Pedro/San Nicolás/Santa Catarina/Cadereyta aún no creen las últimas estadísticas en cuanto a percances viales de cualquier tipo cometidas por "una Jocelyn Ibarra de domicilio y póliza de seguros conocidos" jeje

Estén pendientes para la sesión de fotos YoAmoAYarisPorqueYarisMeAmaAMi™
Pasaré el resto del día buscando atuendos adecuados para la ocasión, pero tomen nota: sus propuestas serán escuchadas...

RockstarTime™ ArtPieces

2006-08-16T10:37:00.000-05:00

A petición de nuestros fans he aquí las obras de arte de la tremenda fiesta de Möet. Ay estos mushashos.

By Boronas™

By Os*

Rockstars & Drugstars Party™

2006-08-16T10:08:00.000-05:00

A falta de la gran imagen de Andrè Manuè que les prometo, les presento evidencia de la Rockstar Party by Burrobala™ de la semana pasada.
La combinación Moët (3) + Vino Espumoso (2) + Cámara Fotográfica + Perros Anti-Droga hicieron de la noche algo muy especial.
Con ustedes, Los Artistas.

Palito de Pan y EuroBlast

Boronas, Palito, Ramy, Hugui y El Migas.
(Redspot Pizza como invitado especial)

El ProfesorBoronas™ finísimo

El próximo-a-casarse Betis, Ramy, Palito, Blast y Boronas "El Muletas"

Palito de Pan y Boris

Palito de Pan y Ram en un comercial para Diesel + Henkell Trocken

Alo

2006-05-09T11:14:00.000-05:00

Hello you freaks.
Después de meditar años y años desde el inicio de los Blogs, he decidido formar parte del maléfico mundo cibernético y contar al espacio y a todos los curiosos historias de la extraña y guajira vida del Palito de Pan™
No todos los días se ve esto!! Enjoy.